Yesterday, Jesse James and I had a $20 bet on whether or not the lawn sprinkler watering days change from year to year.  He said yes, and I said no.  After the show I called my water company and gave them his address.  I asked if they also service his house with water.  They said they do.  Then I asked if the watering schedule changes from year to year and they said no.  Specifically, it has not changed in the past several years, and they do not anticipate any changes in the “foreseeable future”.  Sounds like a win to me.

This is why you don’t bet with Jesse James.  While a few bets are cut and dried as to who wins (usually him), on the rare occasion that he is wrong, you can count on one or more of the following:

1) He’ll ignore the bet as long as he can.
2) He’ll try to find a loophole that allows him to avoid paying you.
3) If you can actually get him to admit he lost, (fat chance) he’ll claim he’s paid you already with an excuse like, “I bought lunch yesterday, so we’re even.”
4) He’ll try to get you to go “double or nothing”.
5) Although he INSISTS that you have your money up front, he’ll wait to pay you until an opportunity arises where he can “just call it even”.

Notice that the topic never came up this morning.  I will never see my $20… and I won’t bet him ever again.  I mean it this time!

UPDATE: (Wednesday) Jesse says he has this year’s water card and is looking for last year’s.  He plans to bring it tomorrow.

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